Philosophy t-shirts and novelty gifts for philosophers and academics, because it is often unwise to be naked.

Flouting the Maxim Stop flouting the maxim of relevance - nobody likes a flouter.	Dasein and The They Hey Dasein! Watch out for the "They"	Chastity and Continence Augustine knew that chastity and continence were good, but he didn't want to ruin his day.
Thanks, Nietzsche This Nietzsche shirt makes me smart and brooding.	Philosopher King Philosophy isn't just a way of life - it's also a career choice.	Footnote to Plato Western philosophy is a footnote to Plato - so be sure to cite your sources.
Solipsism Rocks Tell the only person who matters.	Why, Yes, Socrates Step into the Platonic dialogues with these unique shirts and enthusiastically endorse whatever it is that Socrates happens to be saying. You'll be in good company . . .	Property of Lyceum Advertise your athletic erudition with a shirt from the athletic department of the Lyceum, the famous school founded by Aristotle.
Hume's Billiards Challenge the underpinnings of induction with these unique shirts based on Hume's billiard balls example.	No, Thales Thales held that all is water. Thales was wrong, and he needs to hear about it.	Priest Hooker Heidegger Yet another priest / hooker / Heidegger joke. I'm so tired of hearing those.
Please Do Not Deconstruct Assert the primacy of your original authorial intent with these unique shirts.	Arrest of Socrates (Mug Shot) Corrupt the youth of your polis with this shirt commemorating the arrest of Socrates.	Hermeneutics Dance Party Nothing makes you want to dance and party like some funky hermeneutics.
Peripathetic Leave no doubt as to where you stand on the Plato vs Aristotle debate with these unique shirts mocking Aristotle and his "Peripatetic" school of thought.	Analytic Philosophy The nature of analytic philosophy can be discovered by linguistic analysis.	Every New Beginning Bring an appropriate level of analytical rigor to commonplace wisdom and recognize the folly of infinite regress with these unique shirts.
By the Dog, Socrates By the dog, Socrates - I love that line!	Socrates: Ignorance Socrates quote: I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.	Nietzsche: Taste Nietzsche quote: All of life is a dispute over taste and tasting.
Aristotle: Habit Aristotle quote: We are what we repeatedly do.